So, my brother (10 years old) and two of my boy "cousins" (they are really close family friends--6, and 4 years old) came up to me and my family one day when they were visiting and announced that they had made a club. When asked what the club was they replied very nonchalantly, "It's the no luvin' girls club".
You should probably know that all three of them think love is the grossest thing ever. Seriously, you know when Han kissed Leia in Return of the Jedi? All three of them hid under the blankets and chorus, "Ewwwwww! Grooooooss!" while everyone else was going, "Awwwww."
So anyway, we asked them what the rules of the club were. They were;
~You can't love girls
~No being friends with girls
~All girls will be referred to as gross and weird
Yeah, so my brother and my "cousins" are a little insane. When my brother brings home a girl in a few years, I'm going to tell her all the stories about how he hated love and it's going to embarrass him, and he's going to deny it all. Then, I'm just going to show the poor girl this post and my brother is going to be majorly embarrassed. Haha evil big sister moment.
Does anyone else have a strange little brother? I wanna hear your stories, so comment them down below. And, as always, follow the blog if you like it :)
~ Mary Mac